A Stereotypical Rendition of the Canadian National Anthem

Oh Cannabis
Our home-grown native plant.
Thanks for the high,
And now my money's spent.

With glowing joints
We start to rise
Above the Maple Tree.

Because of you,
Oh Cannabis,
I now have the munchies.

Thanks for the buzz,
Thanks for the weed.

Oh Cannabis, the perfect plant for me.
Oh Cannabis, the perfect plant for me.

(Disclaimer: THIS IS SATIRE, FOLKS.)

[[And for the record; no, I do not smoke marijuana.]]

Peace, Love, and MarioKart.
~Poindextra