Stranger: suck my footlon
Stranger: footlong
You: Sorry, your vocabulary's too short.
Stranger: you should be nicer im a cop and im tracking this
You: What does me saying you have a terrible vocabulary have to do with you possibly being a police officer?
Stranger: i can put you in jail ill let you off this time but next time im just saying
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi, are you female with skype ?
You: Why yes, I am.
Why?
Stranger: bad connection
Stranger: you can add me
You: Your connection seems fine right now.
You: Skype won't make it any better.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
More to come later.
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