Boredom and the Internet = This

Stranger: suck my footlon

Stranger: footlong

You: Sorry, your vocabulary's too short.

Stranger: you should be nicer im a cop and im tracking this

You: What does me saying you have a terrible vocabulary have to do with you possibly being a police officer?

Stranger: i can put you in jail ill let you off this time but next time im just saying

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi, are you female with skype ?
You: Why yes, I am.
Why?

Stranger: bad connection

Stranger: you can add me

You: Your connection seems fine right now.

You: Skype won't make it any better.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

More to come later.